Aladdin ke chudai bhare kisse
Ye kahani hai Aladdin naam ke ek ladke ki, jiski umar 19 saal hai aur wo Bhudiyaganj me rehta hai. Uski Ammi uske janam ke samay hi marr gayi thi aur theek uske baad Ali ke Abbu ne doosri shaadi kar li thi. Uske saath uski Behan Alia, uski Ammi Roja aur uske Abbu rehte hai.
Alia jo ki 18 saal ki hai, wo badan se theek-thaak hai aur uske chooche bhi zyada mote nahi hai. Uske choocho ka size itna hai, ki haatho me aaram se sama sake. Uski Ammi Roja hai jo Alia se hatti-katti hai aur uski chooche to haatho me bhi na samay, itne bade hai.
Ali ka Abbu, jisne apni pehli Patni ke marne ke turant baad hi shaadi kar li thi, wo zyada dino tak apne pairo par nahi reh saka aur usne bistar pakad liya. Ab ghar me bas kamaane wala Ali hi tha, jisko ghar ki zimmedaari uthaani thi.
Wo subha 5 se 7 baje apne pados me kaam karta aur 8 se 2 baje school jaata tha. Fir school se aa kar, wo turant ghar ke kaam par lag jaata tha. Itna karne ke baad bhi usko ghar me daant fatkaar hi milti thi.
Poora din kaam karne me laga rehne se, wo school ka homework bhi nahi kar paata tha, jiske kaaran usko school me bhi fatkaar milti thi. Uske saath koi bhi dosti nahi karna chaahta tha aur ladkiya to usse door hi bhaagti thi.
Uske school ke sabhi ladko ki girlfriends thi. Ek baar school se laut-te hue usko jhaadiyo ke peeche kuch awaaze sunayi di. Ali ne dheere se aage jaake waha dekha, to usko waha Zafaar dikha. Zafaar uska classmate tha aur wo apni girlfriend ki chut me lund daal kar chudai kar raha tha aur uski girlfriend zor-zor se apni choochiya masal rahi thi.
Aahh.. aahh.. haye.. zor se aah.. aur karo aahh.. is type ki awaaze ladki ke muh se nikal rahi thi, jise sun kar Ali ka bhi mood banne lag gaya. Fir waha ka nazaara dekh kar uski pant me uska lund bhi khada ho gaya tha. Isse pehle ki wo kuch karta, uske classmate ne usko dekh liya aur unki chudai dekhte hue usko pakad liya. Fir Zafaar bola-
Zafaar: Bhonsdi ke! Kya dekh raha hai?
Ali : Kuch nahi bas yaha se jaa raha tha, to galti se nazar pad gayi.
Zafaar : To jaana chahiye tha naa chhote se lundu. Yaha kya apne Abbu-Ammi ki chudai dekhne aaya hai bhadwe?
Ye bol kar Zafaar ne Ali ko laat maari aur Ali jaa kar keechad me gir gaya. Fir Ali dheere-dheere khada hokar waha se bhaag gaya aur zafaar dobara se apni girlfriend ki chudai me lag gaya. Ali bhaagta hua ghar pahuncha aur waha uski Ammi uska intezaar kar rahi thi.
Kyuki aaj Ali ghar der se pahuncha tha, to usko chadi se maar padi aur fir wo nahaane ke liye bathroom me ghus gaya. Fir uski Ammi boli-
Ammi: Saale haraam-zaade jaldi nikaliyo. Warna khaal kheench loongi teri kutte.
Bathroom me jab Ali ne Alia ki kachhiya dekhi, to usko jhaadiyo wala nazara yaad aa gaya aur uska lund dobara tann gaya. Usko samajh nahi aaya aur usne apni pant utaar kar tanne lund ko haatho me bhar liya.
Fir usko un kachhiyo me se kushboo aane lagi aur wo unko haatho me lekar chaatne laga. Usne chaat-chaat kar poori kachhi geeli kar di aur tabhi gate par thhak-thhak ki awaaz aayi. Baahar Alia thi aur wo boli-
Alia : Baahar nikal haraami, mujhe nahana hai.
Ye sun kar wo darr gaya aur usko samajh nahi aaya, ki wo kya kare. Baar-baar thhak-thhak ki awaaz sun kar usne kachhi ko wahi gira diya aur gate khol diya. Andar aa kar Alia ne jab zameen pe apni kachhi dekhi, to usko samajh aa gaya, ki Ali kya kar raha tha.
Fir Alia ne apni Ammi ko awaaz lagayi. Uski awaaz sun kar Roja bhi bhaagi-bhaagi aayi aur Alia ne apni Ammi ko sab kuch bata diya. Fir Roja ne Ali ke kaan pakad kar usko bathroom se baahar nikaala aur usko chappal se maar-maar kar baahar kar diya.
Rota-rota Ali bhaag gaya aur ek oonche pahaad par pahuch gaya. Usko waha khada dekh kar aisa lag raha tha, jaise ki wo koodne wala ho. Tabhi peeche se kambal liye hue ek Baba aaya aur usne Ali ko bacha liya. Fir Ali ne usko poocha-
Ali : Kyu bachaya mujhe Baba? Mujhe marna hai. Koi bhi mera apna nahi hai aur Mai aisi zindagi aur nahi jeena chaahta. Fir Baba bola-
Baba : Marna har dukh ka hal nahi hota.
Ali: Baba aap nahi jaante mera dukh.
Baba : Haa, mujhe nahi pata tera dukha kya hai, lekin jo bhi tera dukh hai, wo door ho jaayega.
Ali : Kaise door ho jaayega Baba?
Baba ne apne shareer se kambhal gira diya aur wo poora nanga ho gaya. Ab Baba ka 8 inch ka lund hawa me jhool raha tha. Fir Baba bola-
Baba : Bas mere lund ko ek baar muh me lekar ” Abka Tabka Dukh Door Ho” bol. Dekh fir kya hota hai.
Apni zindagi se pareshaan Ali ne ek baar bina soche samjhe waisa hi kiya, jaise Baba ne usko bola tha karne ko. Jaisa Baba ne bola, Ali waisa hi karta gaya.
Ali ne Baba ka lund muh me le liya aur “Abka Tabka Dukh Door Ho” mantra bola. Iske agle pal hi Baba raakh me badal gaya aur Ali ke shareer se chipak gaya.
Ali darr gaya, ki kahi kuch galat naa ho jaaye. Fir uske shareer se chipki raakh zameen par gir gayi aur Ali ka sir neeche jhuka aur ek-dum se utha aur ab uske chehre pe ek bhayanak si smile thi.
Fir peeche ghoom kar Ali apne ghar ki taraf jaane laga. Jaate-jaate Ali ke muh se kuch shabad nikle ” jo apni jawaani me nahi kar saka, iski jawaani me apne saare sukh poore karunga”
Aur ye bolne ke baad Ali hasne lag gaya. Iske aage kya hua, wo aapko agle part me pata chalega. Agar aapko kahani achi lagi ho, to kahani ko like aur comment zaroor karna.
Hi dosto, pichle part me aapne padha, ki Ali dukhi ho kar pahadi par marne ke liye gaya tha. Fir waha usko ek Baba mila jisne Ali ko ek mantar bolne ko kaha. Wo mantar Ali ko Baba ke lund ko muh me leke bolna tha. Ali bahut dukhi tha aur usne waisa hi kiya jaise Baba ne kaha.
Fir Baba raakh ban gaya aur saari raakh Ali par pad gayi. Fir Ali utha aur ab uska andaaz badla hua tha. Uske baad Ali ghar wapas jaane laga. Ab aage-
Wapas ghar laut kar wo seedha Ammi ke pairo par jaa gira aur apni galti ki maafi maangne laga. Ali bola-
Ali : Mujhe maaf kar dijiye Ammi. Aap jo bologe Mai karunga, bas mujhe ghar se mat nikaaliye.
Roja : Saale namak-haraam.
Ali : Aap jo chaahe bol lijiye, lekin mujhe ghar se mat nikaaliye.
Un dono ke bagal me Alia bhi khadi thi, jo ye sab drama dekh rahi thi. Usko dekh kar Ali ne Alia ki salwaar kass kar pakad li. Ali ke zor se pakadne se Alia ki salwaar hi khul gayi aur neeche gir gayi. Shukar hai, ki Alia ne andar kachhi pehni hui thi. Lekin fir bhi Ali uske pair nahi chodh raha tha aur bas baar-baar ek hi baat bole jaa raha tha.
Ali : Mujhe maaf kar dijiye. Ab pakka dobara aisa nahi karunga.
Roja ye Alia ki haalat dekhi, to apne haatho se Ali ko zabardasti uthaya. Isi beech Alia apni salwaar upar karke andar chali gayi. Fir Roja boli-
Roja : Theek hai theek hai, maaf kar diya. Lekin dobara hua naa, to…
Ali : Ab Mai shikayat ka mauka hi nahi doonga.
Roja : Chal ab andar jaa aur bartan dho.
Fir andar jaate hue Ali ne apne nakli aansu ponch diye aur ab uske chehre par ek halki si hassi thi. Aisa lag raha tha, jaise ye uski pehli seedi thi, jisko usne paar kar liya tha.
Agli subha Sunday ka din tha. Ali subha jaldi-jaldi utha aur ghar ka saara kaam karke kapde dhone laga. Jab Roja uthi aur usne dekha, ki saara kaam ho chuka tha, to usne aaj Ali ko daanta nahi, balki khush ho gayi. Roja ko bathroom ki taraf jaata dekh Ali apne lund ko khujaane laga.
Ab apna kaam khatam karke Ali apne Abbu ko dawa khila raha tha, ki tabhi uski Ammi ne usko awaaz lagayi aur wo unke paas chala gaya. Waha jaake Ali bola-
Ali : Ji Ammi boliye, kya kaam karna hai?
Roja : Kaam nahi, bazaar jaana hai Alia ke saath.
Ye sun kar Ali ke andar khusi ke lehar jaag gayi, lekin tabhi usne apne pe kaabu rakha. Fir Ali bola-
Ali : Alia ko jaane ki kya zaroorat hai. Saara samaan Mai hi le aaunga naa. Aap bas sab samaan ki list de dijiye.
Roja : Uski kuch personal cheeez hai.
Personal ka naam sun kar Ali ko samajh aa gaya aur wo khushi-khushi jaane ke liye taiyaar ho gaya. Fir kuch ghar ka samaan khareedne ke baad, Alia body ka samaan lene gayi. Waha dukaan ki aurat ne usko itna samaan dikha diya, ki usko samajh hi nahi aa raha tha, ki wo kya le.
Tabhi Ali ne gulaabi rang ki panty nikaal kar uski gaand se chipka di aur bola-
Ali : Alia ye le le, tere pe acha lagta hai pink colour.
Ye dekh kar saamne waali aurat bol padi-
Dukaan waali aurat: Kya madam, aapke pati ko iska bhi pata hai, ki kya kaha acha lagega aur ek hamaare Pati hai, jinko jo bhi pehan kar dikha de, unhe kuch farak hi nahi padta hai.
Madam ki baat sun kar Alia bolna to chaahti thi, ki Ali uska Pati nahi Bhai tha. Lekin isme uski badnaami ho jaati. Bas fir halka sa sir hila kar wo aur us jaisi kachhiya lekar nikal aayi. Fir baahar aate hue Alia Ali se boli-
Alia : Chal tu ghar, Mai Ammi ko bataati hu tere is karnaame ke baare me.
Ali : Acha, Ammi ko batayegi?
Bas ye bolne ke der thi aur agle hi pal Ali apne haatho ko hila kar Alia ko beech sadak me bra aur kachhi me le aaya. Jab Alia ko apni haalat ke baare me pata chala, to wo apne haatho se apne badan ko dhakne lag gayi. Alia ko aisa karte dekh kar Ali halka sa muskuraya aur uski taraf gaya. Fir Ali bola-
Ali : Ab zyada boli naa, to bache hue kapde bhi nikaal doonga tere.
Alia ye sun kar ghabra gayi aur boli-
Alia : Maaf kar do please.
Fir iske agle hi pal Ali ne Alia ko pehle waali haalat me lauta diya. Fir Alia boli-
Alia : Ye sab toone kaise kiya?
Ali : Jaan-na hai?
Alia : Haa.
Ali : Aankhen band kar.
Aur Alia ne aankhen band kar li. Thodi der baad Ali ne Alia ko aankhen kholne ko kaha. Tab Alia ne dekha, ki wo hawa me lehra rahi thi. Fir Ali ne Alia ki kamar me haath daal kar apne kareeb kheench liya aur uske hontho ko choomne laga. Fir Choomte-choomte kab wo dono nange ho gaye, pata hi nahi laga.
Alia : Ali nahi, ye nahi, maine abhi tak nahi kiya hai.
Ali : Tabhi to maza aayega. Abhi tak bas tere naam ki muth maari hai aur aaj hakeekat me maarne de.
Ye keh kar Ali ne Alia ke haatho me apna 8 inch ka lund thama diya aur Alia dheere-dheere uska lund apni chut tak le gayi. Chut me touch hote hi Ali ne ek dhakka maara aur lund ka size 9 ho gaya aur Alia ke muh se-
Alia: Aahhh… marr gayi….. Ji cheekh nikli.
Uske baad to kya tha. Uski awaaz chaaro taraf fail gayi, lekin koi uski awaaz sunne wala hi nahi tha. Hawa-hawa me hi Ali ne Alia ko kutiya bana kar uski gaand ka bhi aarambh kar diya. Alia bechaari tadap-tadap kar rone lag gayi.
Aakhir ek jhatke ke saath Alia ki gaand maala-maal ho gayi.
Mann to Ali ka aur kuch bhi karne ka tha, lekin “aaj ke liye itna hi” keh kar Ali ne Alia ko chodh diya. Agle hi second dono hawa se neeche zameen pe aa gaye, lekin Alia ki haalat theek nahi thi. Fir Ali bola-
Ali : Ab ye bhi Ammi ko bata dena.
Alia : Dekhte hai.
Ye keh kar matakte-matakte dono ghar pahunch gaye.
Ghar pahunchne ke baad..
Roja ne dekha ki Alia kamar pe haath rakh kar matak-matak kar chali aa rahi thi. To usko laga, ki Ali ne pakka kuch kiya hoga. Isliye usne Ali ko ek zordaar thappad maara aur boli-
Roja : Haraam-zaade, saale, kya kiya toone Alia ke saath?
Alia apni Ammi ko rokte hue bolti hai-
Alia : Ammi iski wajah se Mai bachi aaj. Warna Mai allah ke paas pahunch chuki hoti.
Ali Alia ke baat sun kar mann me kehne laga-
Ali(mann me): Ye kab hua? Maine to aisa kuch bhi nahi kiya.
Fir Roja boli : Kehna kya chaahti ho?
Alia : Mai raaste pe khadi paise gin rahi thi. Tabhi achanak se ek kutta kahi se aa gaya aur mujh par kood pada. Darr ke maare Mai gir gayi aur meri kamar pe chot lag gayi. Tabhi Ali aaya aur kutte ko bhaga diya isne.
Roja : Chalo ek kutte ne doosre kutte ko bhaga diya.
Ali : Alia tum kutiya ke baare me batana bhool gayi kya?
Roja : Kaisi kutiya?
Alia : Wo baad ki baat hai. Abhi chalte hai naa, dawayi leke aate hai doctor ke paas se.
Fir Roja Alia ko sahara dekar baahar le-jaane lagti hai aur peeche se Ali Alia ki gaand pe haath laga kar uski panty utaar deta hai aur apne haath me le leta hai.
Alia ko jab iska pata lagta hai, to wo peeche Ali ki taraf dekh kar bolti hai-
Alia : Kaise kiya toone?
Roja : Kya kisne kaise kiya?
Alia : Wo kuch nahi, chaliya na jaldi.
Fir wo dono chale jaate hai.
Fir Ali apne Abbu ke room me chala jaata hai. Waha jaake apne Abbu ke haath ko apne haath me lekar apne sir se lagata hai aur bolta hai-
Ali : Abbu, ab dekha is Ammi aur Behan ko kaise apni lund ke ishaare pe nachaata hu. Bahut takleef di hai in kutiyo ne. Ab inko kutiya bana ke nachaunga
Fir thodi der baad Ali Alia ko kehta hai-
Ali: Aaj Ammi ko boliyo, ki khaana wo banaye.
Alia : Kyu?
Ali : Matt maan meri baat. Fir jab baahar jaayegi, to nangi hi jaayegi.
Alia : Dekh aisa matt kariyo. Mai keh doongi.
Ali : Chal isi baat pe mera muh meetha kar de.
Alia : Dekh abhi ghar pe hai Ammi. Wo dekh lengi.
Ali : Kuch samay ruk jaa bas. Fir Ammi bhi muh meetha karwayegi.
Alia : Kya Ammi kya?
Ali : Bakwaas kam kar aur salwaar ka naada khol.
Alia naa-naa karke aakhir maan gayi aur Ali ne Alia ki chut pe apna muh laga kar uska paani nikalne tak chaata.
Uske baad jaisa Ali ne Alia se karne ko kaha, Alia ne waise hi kiya. Roja khaana bana rahi thi aur peeche se Ali uski gaand dekh raha tha. Ye sab Alia ne dekh liya aur wo Ali ko boli-
Alia : Kya kar raha hai yaha?
Ali : Ammi ki gaand dekh raha hu.
Alia : Meri gaand se raahat nahi mili tujhe?
Ali : Ammi ne hare(green) rang ki kachhi pehni hai.
Alia : Tujhe kaise pata?
Ali : Mujhe sab pata hai.
Alia : Waise tere paas kuch to jaadu hai.
Bata naa kaha se mila ye jaadu?
Ali : Ek baar Ammi ko bhi chod lene de. Fir bata doonga .
Alia : Ammi aur tujhse? Kabhi nahi.
Ali : Tu chudi naa? To Ammi bhi chudegi.
Alia : Agar maine teri madad kari, to mujhe kuch milega?
Ali : Haa, mera 8 inch lund, jo teri gaand me jaate hi 9 inch ka ban jaata hai.
Roja : Kya 8-9 bana raha hai tu, haraam-zaade?
Ali : Kuch nahi Ammi.
Fir Ali Alia ko Abbu ke kamre me le aata hai aur Alia bolti hai-
Alia : Mujhe yaha kyu leke aaya?
Ali : Jab tak Ammi ka khaana banana hoga, tab tak hamara kaam bhi ho jaayega.
Alia : Abbu ke saamne?
Ali : Haa to? Abbu kuch kya kar lenge?
Alia : Nahi.
Ali dobara apna mantra padhta hai aur Alia thehar si jaati hai. Fir Ali uske paas aata hai aur uske kapde utaarta jaata hai. Jab Alia poori nangi ho jaati hai, tabhi uski Ammi Roja ki awaaz aati hai.
Roja : Ali haraam-zaade kaha marr gaya? Idhar aa jaldi.
Alia : Chal ab mujhe theek kar. Ammi bula rahi hai, jaa unke paas.
Ali : Haa pata hai mujhe bula rahi hai. Lekin Mai apna kaam poora karke jaunga.
Ye keh kar Ali apne Abbu ke upar haath rakhta hai aur kuch badbadata hai.
Uske turant baad Abbu palang se khada ho jaata hai aur saath me uska loda bhi khada ho jaata hai. Fir Ali apne Abbu ko bolta hai-
Ali : Mere aane tak Abbu mera kaam karenge.
Alia : Ali nahi.
Aur ye bol kar Ali chala jaata hai. Abbu apne pajaame ka naada kheenchta hai aur uska pajama gir jaata hai. Alia Abbu ka mota lund dekh kar chauk jaati hai aur bolti hai-
Alia: Palang pe pade rehne ke baad bhi itna mota lund?
Abbu lund ko hilaate hue Alia ke paas aata hai. Wo Alia ke haath me lund dekar uski choochiyo se khelne lagta hai.
Abbu : Bade dino baad makhhan jaisi choochiyo ko haath me liya hai. Sab Ali ki wajah se hai.
Alia : Abbu mujhe matt chodna, please Abbu.
Abbu : Chup Behan ki laudi.
Fir Abbu dobara lund haath me lekar hawa me jhulaane lagta hai aur Alia ke muh me apna lund dekar uska sir pakad leta hai. Uske baad Abbu Alia ke muh ki chudai karne lagta hai.
Alia Abbu ki gaand pe haath rakh kar alag karne ki koshish karti hai. Lekin kuch faida nahi hota. Fir hawa se neeche aakar Abbu Alia ke pair khol deta hai aur uske neeche let jaata hai. Fir Abbu uski chut chaatne lagta hai.
Alia : Aahh.. aahh.. aahh.. thoda aahh.. aaram se karo aahh.. Abbu aahh.. reham karo Abbu aahh..
Alia apna paani chodh deti hai aur wo saara paani Abbu ke muh par tapakne lagta hai. Fir neeche se nikal kar Abbu Alia ko god me utha leta hai aur palang par lita deta hai. Uske baad Abbu Alia ke pair khol kar uske pairo ke beech me ghus kar apna mota lund uski gaand pe tika leta hai. Fir wo peeche se zor laga kar apne poora lund andar daal deta hai.
Alia itni zor se cheekhti hai, ki kisi ke bhi kaan fatt jaaye. Lekin aisa hota nahi hai.
Uske baad to Abbu Alia ki gaand me poora lund achi tarah se ghusa kar chudai karne lagta hai. Alia bolti hai-
Alia : Subha Ali ne, raat me aapne aahh..
Abbu : Ye to bas shuruaat hai.
Fir kareeb 40 minute tak Alia ki gaand maarta raha Abbu. Uske baad ek zordaar jhatke saath Abbu apne lund ka paani Alia ki gaand me chodh deta hai. Tabhi baahar se Roja ki awaaz aati hai-
Roja : Alia bitiya, khaana taiyaar hai, aaja.
Alia : Aaaahhaa.. aayi Ammiiiiiiii…. aahh..
Ye keh kar Alia khadi ho gayi aur apne kapde pehan-ne lag gayi. Ab saath me uski gaand se paani tapakne lagta hai.
Alia ke jaane ke baad Abbu bhi Apna pajama chadha kar palang pe dobara let jaata hai. Fir Roja Alia se boli-
Roja: Kaha reh gayi tu?
Ali : Abbu ki sewa kar rahi thi.
Roja: Sewa! aur ye? Wo bhi us buddhe kamzor ki.
Ali : Alia ko ab bhi lagta hai, ki Abbu kamzor buddhe hai?
Roja: Kya?
Ali : Mai.. Aap khaana khaa lijiye. Mai bartan dho loonga.
Roja: Tu kuch badla-badla sa lag raha hai.
Ali : Bas Mai ab kaamchor se ban kar nahi rehna chaahta.
To be continued..
Bas ab Ali Alia ko chod-chod kar ke thak gaya tha. Ab usko nayi chut ke swaad ka maza lena tha aur us nayi chut ka swaad usko ghar me hi milne wala tha. Lekin jitni aasani se Alia taiyaar hui thi, Roja (Ammi) utni asaani se taiyaar nahi hone waali thi. Uske liye Ali ko dimaag lagana padna tha aur wo plan sochne lag gaya tha.
Ab isi wajah se Ali subha se lekar school jaane tak aur school se aane ke baad Ammi paas hi rehta tha. Ek din Ali Roja se bola-
Ali : Ammi, Mai ye soch raha tha, ki agar Mai kuch vyapaar karu, to zyada paise aayenge ghar me.
Roja : Haa wo to theek hai, lekin teri padhayi kya hoga?
Ali : Aapke liye to Mai padhayi baad me bhi kar loonga. Lekin aapke khaali-khaali haath mujhse ab aur nahi dekhe jaate. Jab tak Mai isme sone(gold) ke kangan nahi pehna deta, Mai school nahi jaunga. Aur ye mera vaada hai aap se.
Ali ke muh se sone ke kangan ki baat sun kar, Roja ke muh me paani aa gaya aur uski aankhen chamak uthi. Fir Roja boli-
Roja : Haa beta, tu sahi keh raha hai. To fir kab laayega mere liye kangan?
Ali : Iske liye vyapaar karna padega.
Roja : Kaisa vyapaar Ali beta?
Ali : Ammi! Yaha kahi bhi kachhe baniyaan ki dukaan nahi hai. Agar hum kachhe baniyaan ka vyapaar kare to?
Roja : Nahi beta, wo Abdul bhaiya ki dukaan hai to, kone pe.
Ali bola : Wo to hum aadmiyo ke kachhe baniyaan hi rakhte hai naa.
Roja : Haa to ?
Ali : Agar Mai aap aur Behan jaisi ladkiyo ki kachhi aur bra ka vyapaar karu to?
Ye sun kar Roja gusse me aa gayi aur Ali ko boli-
Roja: : Kya bakwaas kar raha hai? Pagal ho gaya hai kya tu?
Tabhi Ali ne Roja ka haath pakad kar apni god me rakh liya. Fir Ali bola-
Ali : Sochiye Ammi, ladkiya sab bazaar jaati hai apni kachhi-bra lene ke liye. Lekin agar hum yaha vyapaar karenge, to hame munafa hi munafa hoga.
Ye sun kar Roja soch me pad gayi aur fir boli-
Roja : Keh to sahi raha hai tu. Lekin shuruaat kaise aur kaha se karenge?
Ali : Abhi karenge, aur aaj se hi karenge.
Ye keh kar Ali ne Roja ki salwaar ka naada pakad kar kheench diya. Roja hairaan ho gayi aur boli-
Roja : Ye kya kiya toone?
Ali : Naap le raha hu Ammi, aapki kachhiyo ka. Bazaar jaake inka bhandaar laaunga, tabhi to bechunga.
Roja uski baato me aa gayi aur boli-
Roja: Haa ye baat bhi sahi hai. Lele naap mera aur ache se liyo.
Fir Ali Roja ki kachhi me haath daal deta hai. Andar usko kaafi baal mehsoos hote hai aur wo Roja ko bolta hai-
Ali : Yaha to bahut baal hai.
Roja : Wo Beta, mere haa.. maine kaate nahi naa bahut dino se.
Ispe Ali jhat se bola: To laaiye aaj Mai kaat deta hu.
Ye keh kar Ali Roja ki kachhi neeche sarka deta hai aur chut par apna haath rakh kar usko sehlaane lagta hai. Fir neeche baith kar Ali Roja ki chut pe thook deta hai aur usko chut pe masalne lagta hai. Tabhi Roja bolti hai-
Roja : Kya kar raha hai Ali? Aisa matt kar.
Ali : Kya hua Ammi? Mai to bas aapka kaam kar raha hu.
Ye bol kar Ali Roja ki chut ko aur tezi se masalne lagta hai.
Roja : Aaahhhh.. aaram se Beta.
Aahh.. bade dino ke baad aisa mehsoos hua hai aahh..
Ali : Mai hu naa aapke paas. Agar aapko acha lagega, to Mai roz kar doonga.
Fir Ali apni 2 ungliya Roja ke baalo ko hataate hue chut ke andar ghusa deta hai aur andar-baahar karne lagta hai. Tabhi Ali Roja ko bolta hai-
Ali : Yaha kitni gehrayi hai Ammi.
Roja : Tu bhi naap ke dekh le iski gehraayi aaahh…
Bas fir kya tha. Ammi ko wahi khaat pe bitha kar Ali apna lund nikaal leta hai aur lund hilaate hue apni Ammi ke upar chadh jaata hai. Tabhi Roja bolti hai-
Roja : Ye kya kar raha hai Ali?
Ali : Naap le raha hu Ammi. Abhi aapne hi to kaha, ki theek se naap lu.
Roja : Theek hai, aaram se liyo.
Ali : Jaisa aap kahe Ammi.
Fir Ali lund Roja ki chut me ghusa deta hai aur Roja ke hontho se honth mila kar uski chut ka naap lena chaalu kar deta hai. Chudai shuru ho jaati hai aur awaaze nikalni bhi shuru ho jaati hai.
Roja: Aaahh… Aahh.. aahh.. huh.. aahh..
Roja zor-zor ki aahen bharne lagti hai aur Ali Roja ki chut me lund ghusa kar tez raftaar me chudai chaalu rakhta hai. Fir Ali bolta hai-
Ali : Aapki chut itni gehri aur badi hai, aisa kaise Ammi?
Roja : Beta tera 8 inch ka lund to kuch bhi nahi hai. Maine 10 inch tak ka lund bhi liya hua hai.
Ali : 10 inch ka kiska hota hai?
Roja : Wo mujhe nahi pata. Ek din Mai mele me gayi thi. Wahi kisi ne mujhe choda tha.
Ali : Kab Ammi?
Roja : Jab Mai 16 saal ki thi, tab.
Ali : Sach me Ammi? Lekin ek baar me itni kaise khul jaati hai?
Roja : Uske baad 20 din tak mela laga tha.
Ali : To kya 20 din chudai kari thi, us 10 inch waale lund ne aapki?
Roja : Haa kari thi.
Ye sun kar Ali ne apni raftaar badha di.
Roja : Aaram se Ali, gussa kyu ho raha hai?
Fir Ali ne apni Ammi ki ek naa suni aur dhakke pe dhakka maarta chala gaya.
Aakhir me usne gusse me jo zordaar jhatka maara aur khaat hi toot gayi aur dono neeche gir gaye.
Ab Roja neeche thi aur uski chut me fassa Ali ka lund uske andar tha aur Ali unke upar tha. Fir Ali gusse me uth kar ghar ke baahar chala gaya.
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Jab Ali to pata lagta hai, ki uski Ammi (Roja) 10 inch ke lund waale kisi aadmi se, 18 saal ki umar me chud chuki thi, to Ali ke andar ajeeb sa gussa aane lagta hai.
Isliye Ali Roja ki chudai aadhi chodh kar ghar se nikal jaata hai. Fir wo wahi aa jaata hai, jaha usko wo buddha aadmi mila tha.
Waha khada hoke Ali mann hi mann me kuch badbadaane lagta hai-
Ali : Kon tha wo saala haraami, jiska mere se bhi bada lund tha? Saala kon paida ho gaya haraam-zaada.
Wo ye sab mann hi mann bol raha tha. Tabhi uske andar se Buddhe aadmi ki aatma nikli aur boli-
Aatma : Kya hua Ali ? itna gussa kyu hai? Aur apni Ammi ki chudai beech me chodh kar kyu yaha aa gaya?
Ali : Wo saali pehle hi chudi hui hai kisi se.
Aatma : Tujhe uske chudne pe nahi, balki 10 inch ke lund se chudne pe gussa aa raha hai.
Ali : Haa, aisa hi kuch.
Aatma : Tu chaahe to tera 12 inch ka loda kar du.
Ali : Wo sab baad me. Lekin mujhe pehle jaan-na hai, ki kon tha wo 10 inch wala maadarchod.
Aatma : Bas isi baat pe gussa hai?
Ali : Haa.
Aatma : To chal kar khud dekh le.
Ali : Wo kaise?
Aatma : Samay ki chalaang laga kar.
Ali : Kehna kya chaahta ho?
Aatma : Saale, matlab hum samay me peeche jaa kar dekh sakte hai, ki kisne 10 inch ke lund se Roja ki chudai kari thi.
Ali : Aisa ho sakta hai kya?
Aatma: Haa.
Ali: Lekin kaise?
Aatma : Wo sab mujhpe chodh de. Lekin ek baat yaad rakhna. Agar waha jaake kuch chedh-chaadh kari, to uska asar hamaare wapas aane ke baad hoga.
Ali : Mujhe bas ye jaan-na hai, ki kon hai wo madarchod 10 inch wala.
Ye keh kar Aatma wapas Ali ki andar ghus jaati hai aur Ali ek mantra padhta hai-
Ali: Shunuguliya..
Turant baad uske saamne ek paani ka gol ghera aa jata hai aur Ali ghera aa jaane ke baad, uske andar ghus jaata hai. Fir uske baad wo seedha samay me peeche chala jaata hai. Us jagah Roja mele me ghoom rahi hoti hai.
Mele ke baahar Ali apni Ammi ko dhoondhne lagta hai. Tabhi usko ek aadmi dihkta hai, jo kambal odhe hue Roja ke paas kuch baate kar raha tha. Ye dekh kar Ali uske paas jaane lagta hai.
Ali : Mil gaya maadarchod. Aaj to pata laga hi loonga, ki hai kon ye 10 inch lambe lund wala.
Dekhte-dekhte wo aadmi Roja ki kamar pe haath daal kar, usko peeche jungle ki taraf le jaata hai. Ye sab dekh kar Ali bhi chupke-chupke unka peecha karne lagata hai. Ali unse nazre bacha-bacha kar unke peeche-peeche chal raha hota hai.
Thoda peecha karne ke baad Ali ruk jaata hai. Usse thodi hi door Roja aur wo aadmi dono ruk jaate hai. Fir wo aadmi Roja ke peeche aa jaata hai aur Roja aaram se jhuk kar apni skirt jhaang tak utha leti hai.
Peeche se wo aadmi bhi apne pajaame ka naada khol kar lund nikaal leta hai, jo sahi me 10 inch ka hi tha aur bilkul khada aur tanna hua tha. Roja bade aaram se apni kachhi utaar kar uske saamne rakh deti hai.
Ye sab dekh kar Ali ko yakeen nahi hota, ki uski Ammi Roja shuru se hi aisi thi. Lekin usse bhi zyada usko us 10 inch waale ka chehra dekhna tha. Isiliye wo apni nazar un dono se bilkul nahi hata raha tha.
Fir us aadmi ne halka sa apne lund par thook laga kar, Roja ki gaand pe rakha. Tabhi Roja boli-
Roja : Thoda dheere se kijiyega, mera ye pehla-pehla hai.
Aadmi : Mujhe pata hai meri jaan. Pehle-pehle halka dard hoga, uske baad jannat milegi.
Roja : Fir bhi dheere-dheere lund daalne ki koshish kijiyega.
Ye sab sun kar, Ali ke kaano ko yakeen nahi ho raha tha, ki wo sab uski Ammi keh rahi thi. Uske baad us Aadmi ne apne 10 inch lambe lund ko apne haath se pakda aur halke se Roja ki chut ke muh pe rakh diya.
Fir ek halke se jhatke ke turant baad, usne ek zordaar jhatka maar kar, Roja ka muh kass kar pakad liya. Uska lund aadhe se zyada Roja ki chut ko cheerta hua andar ghus gaya.
Lekin Roja ki jo cheekh nikli, wo us Aadmi ka haath bhi nahi rok paaya. Roja ki cheekh saaf-saaf Ali ke kaano me padi, jisko sun kar Ali bhi andar se uttejit ho gaya tha. Fir Ali ne bhi apne lund ko baahar nikaal kar muth maarni shuru kar di.
Us Aadmi ne ek haath se kambal pakda hua tha aur doosre haath se Roja ka muh pakda hua tha. Fir agle do dhakko me wo poora 10 inch ka lund Roja ki kuwaari ( jo ab nahi rahi thi) chut me ghus chuka tha. Fir uske baad lund andar-baahar ho raha tha.
Roja : Thoda dheere kariye naa, dard ho raha hai. Aapka lund bahut bada hai. Meri chhoti si chut hai, to thoda reham kare aahh.. aahh.. aaahh..
Roja : Aahhh.. haye upar waale, mujhe dard sehne ki himmat dena (Roja dard bhari awaaz se upar waale se guhaar lagaane lagi. Saath hi dard se uski aankhen bhi aansuo se bhar gayi thi)
Aadmi : Bas thodi der aur, uske baad tu jannat me hogi.
Roja ki kaamuk awaaz Ali ko muth maarne me madad kar rahi thi. Jaise-jaise Roja cheekhti, ya upar waale se guhaar lagaati, Ali zor-zor se apna haath chalaane lagta.
Kareeb 5 minute baad, Ali ka maal tapka. Usi waqt us Aadmi ne apne upar se kambal hataya. Uske baad us aadmi ka chehra dekh kar, Ali ka muh khula ka khula hi reh gaya. Ali ko apni aankhon pe yakeen hi nahi ho raha tha, ki usne kya dekha tha.
Fir wo lund ko dobara apne pajaame me daal kar us aadmi ke chehre ko hi dekhne laga. Wo sochne laga, ki ye kaise ho sakta tha. Roja ki chudai wo Aadmi kaise aur kyu kar raha hoga.
Us Aadmi ka chehra dekh kar, Ali bas yahi sab sochta raha. Tabhi Roja ki chudai karte-karte us Aadmi ka maal bhi nikalne wala tha. Fir usne apna lund Roja ki chut se nikaala aur apna saara maal sarrrrrrrrrr se neeche gira diya.
Roja ne bhi us aadmi ki taraf peeth karke, apni kachhi aur skirt pehni, aur pehan kar khadi ho gayi. Fir wo Aadmi peeche se Roja se chipak kar bola-
Aadmi: Mela abhi lamba chalega. To fir kal isi samay pe, aur yahi pe aa jaana.
Roja : Theek hai.
Uske baad Roja peeche nahi mudi aur mele me chali jaati hai. Fir wo Aadmi bhi doosre raaste se chala jaata hai.
Un dono ke jaane ke baad, Ali sir pakad kar wahi baith jaata hai. Tabhi Aatma fir aati hai baahar aur bolti hai-
Aatma : To Ali kya dekha, kisne choda Roja ko?
Ali : Usi ke Baap ne.
Aatma : Ye to hona hi tha. Ghar ki maal, ghar waale se chud gayi.
Ali : Lekin.
Aatma : Lekin-wekin chodh, ab chal wapas. Pata laga liya naa, 10 inch waale ka.
Ali : Yaad hai apne bola tha, ki aap mera 12 inch ka lund kar doge?
Aatma : Haa kar doonga waha jaate hi. Chale ab?
Ali : Jaunga, lekin pehle Roja ko chodne ke baad.
Aatma : Ye kya bol raha hai?
Ali : Is kumari chut waali Roja ko chodna hai. Wo waali to saali pehle se hi chudi hui hai.
Aatma : Abe saale, abhi to toone dekha hai, ki Roja kuwaari nahi rahi.
Ali : Hum aaj se 10 din aur pehle jaaynge aur uske ghar ka mahaul dekhnge aur Roja ko patayenge. Agar patt gayi, to uski chudai karne wala Mai pehla hounga.
Aatma : Bhavishya badal jaayega isse.
Ali : Kuch nahi badlega. Sab waise hi hoga.10 inch lund bhi aur mele waali jagah bhi. Lekin bas usko chodne wala badal jaayega.
Aatma : Chal fir isi kaaran mujhe bhi kumari chut ka sukh milega.
Alladin Roja ( uski sauteli Ammi) ke ghar ke saamne khada hoke sochne laga, ki andar kaise jau aur kya bahana banau, taaki usko waha kuch din rehne ko bhi mil jaaye. Wo ye sab soch hi raha tha, ki tabhi peeche se kisi ne uske kandhe par haath lagaya.
Usne peeche mudh kar dekha, to Roja ki Ammi thi (Ali ki Naani). Apni Naani ko dekh kar Ali to dekhta hi reh gaya, kyuki wo thi hi itni sexy maal. Wo apni Naani ko dekh kar mann hi mann badbadaane laga –
Ali: Ab samajh aaya, ki Ammi itni sexy kyu hai. Jab khadaan hi itni haseen hogi, to usme se nikalne wala maal to sexy hoga hi naa.
Naani : Beta zara ye samaan andar tak pahuncha dena. Bahut thak gayi hu Mai to.
Ali : Kyu nahi, zaroor-zaroor.
Fir samaan sir par rakh kar Ali andar ghar me ghus gaya aur waha jaake peeche aangan me samaan rakh diya.
Naani : Tera naam kya hai Beta?
Ali : Alladin, lekin sab mujhe pyaar se Ali bolte hai.
Naani : Bahut-bahut shukriya Beta. Waise tumhe yaha kabhi dekha nahi.
Yatri ho kya?
Ali : Ji, Mai yaha ghoomne aaya tha. Yaha aane ke baad pata chala, ki wo log jinke yaha aaya hu, wo kahi aur chale gaye hai.
Naani : Ohhh acha.
Ali : Badi umeed se aaya tha Mai to.
Naani : Koi nahi Beta, tu yahi ruk 10-15 din. Waise bhi mela lagne wala hai, usko dekh ke jaana. Aur Haa, apna hi ghar samajhna.
Ali : Ye to aap bahut zyada kar rahi ho.
Naani : Ab aaram karle, Mai khaana bhijwaati hu.
Fir Naani ne zor se awaaz lagayi-
Naani : Arre Roja bitiya, zara khaana laana.
Andar se awaaz aayi-
Roja : Aayi Ammi.
Thodi der me Roja khaane ki thaali lekar matakte-matakte aa gayi. Roja ko saamne se aate dekh, Ali ka lund khada ho gaya.
Lund to khada hona hi tha, kachhi umar me jo Roja ( Ammi) ko dekh raha tha. Is umar me bhi Roja jaanlewa maal lag rahi thi. Kamar bilkul patli, ubhre hue chooche, lamba-chhota gora chehra. Waha to Ali ne kaise bhi karke apne aap ko sambhaal liya, lekin Roja sambhalne de to naa.
Jaise hi Roja thaali dene jhuki, uske choocho (chhote the magar sexy the) ne Ali ko sambhalne ka mauka tak nahi diya.
Ali : Khaane se pehle Mai peshaab jaunga.
Naani : Haa, Roja jaa isko peshaab-khana dikha de. Tab tak Mai bacha hua kaam kar leti hu.
Fir Ali Roja ke peeche chal diya. Lekin uski matakti gaand dekhte-dekhte kab wo peshaab-khaane pahunch gaya, pata hi nahi chala. Saamne se uske Nana peshab-khaane se nikle (Roja ka Abba). Unko dekh kar Ali ko mele waali Ammi ki chudai yaad aane lag gayi.
Ali ko dekh kar uske Nana bole-
Nana : Ye kon hai?
Roja : Ji Ammi laayi hai inko apne saath.
Nana (ye saali Razia bhi na kis-kis ko le aati hai): Wo sab to theek hai, lekin isko yaha kyu leke aayi hai?
Roja : Inhe peshaab karna tha.
Nana : Tu (Roja) mere saath chal aur sun be (Mujhe bolte hai) saamne hai peshaab-khana, jaa chala jaa.
Iske baad Nana Roja ka haath pakad kar usko le gaye aur Ali bathroom me ghus gaya. Bathroom me ghuste hi usne jo dekha, uska to dimaag hi kharaab sa ho gaya. Poora ka poora bathroom maal se sana hua tha.
Ali : Saala ye sab kya hai? Matlab abhi Nana muth maar kar nikle hai.
Bathroom se nikal kar Ali apna pajama sahi kar raha tha (apna lund pajaame me haath daal kar sahi kar raha tha). Tabhi saamne khadi uski Naani ye sab dekh rahi thi. Jab Ali ne Naani ko saamne khade dekha, to usne jaldi se haath pajaame se baahar nikaal liya.
Naani : Koi baat nahi Beta, hota hai. Waise kitna bada hai?
Ali : Kya?
Naani uske pass aayi aur uske andkosh pakad kar boli-
Naani : Ye kitna bada hai?
Ali ghabraate hue bola: 9 inch ka hai.
Naani : Kaafi sahi bada hai. Chal ab khaana khaa le.
Fir Ali khaana khaane lag gaya. Lekin uski nazar uske Nana pe thi, jiski nazar Roja pe thi. Roja Razia ke kehne pe sabzi leke aayi thi, jisko dekh kar Nana bole-
Nana : Roja Beti, idhar aa aur baith meri god me.
Roja unke paas aakar unki god me baith gayi. Fir Nana bole-
Nana : Kitna kaam karti hai tu. Thakti nahi kya kabhi?
Ye sab dekh kar Ali ki andar se jal rahi thi. Isliye wo jaldi-jaldi khaana khaane laga. Khaana khaane ke baad, Razia Ali ko kamre tak le gayi aur aaram karne ke liye kaha. Bistar pe sote hi Ali ko neend aa gayi.
Jab Uski neend khuli, to uske kaano me awaaze aane lagi-
Awaaz: Ahh.. ahh.. aa.. haa.. aahhaa..
In awaazo ko sun kar Ali jhat se apne bistar se utha aur awaaz ka peecha karne laga. Jab wo awaaz waali jagah pe pahunch, to dekha, ki uski Naani Nana ki laude pe baithi thi. Nana poore nange the aur Naani upar se poori nangi thi aur neeche se aadhi nangi thi.
Naani ke boobs ko Nana ke dono haatho ne apne kabze me kar rakha tha aur Naani uchal-uchal kar kaamuk awaaze nikaale jaa rahi thi. Fir Nana Naani se bole-
Nana : Chal ab kutiya ban jaa. Mujhe teri gaand maarni hai.
Naani jaise hi Nana le lund se uthi, to usko saamne Ali dikha. Lekin Naani ne Ali ko apni chudai dekhne di aur jaan-boojh kar sexy tarah se kutiya ban gayi. Usko dekh Ali ka to lund wahi tann gaya. Fir Nana ne Naani ki gaand pakad li aur gaand ki ched me apna lund, pehle hi jhatke me andar ghusa diya.
Naani : Haaye! maarrrr gayi.. aahhaa.. zara aaram se daaliye naa.
Nana : Naatak kam kar saali.
Fir jaise-jaise Nana Naani ki gaand ki chudai kar rahe the, waise-waise Naani Ali ko sunaane ke liye kaamukta bhari aahen bhare jaa rahi thi. Naani ki gaand dekh kar to Ali confuse hi ho gaya, ki ab wo kya kare. Wo soch raha tha, ki ab wo Ammi Roja ko pataaye, ya Ammi ki Ammi (apni Naani ko) ko fasaaye.
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Chudai dekhne ke baad Ali 2 din lagatar muth maarta raha, aur bas yahi socha raha ki yaha ammi ke maje lene aaya tha lekin ab mai kya karu. Tabhi andar ka bhudda aadmi bahar aaya aur bola-
Admi – Jo karna hai kar lekin yaha kuch bhi gadbad kari toh uska asar bhavishya me jarur dikhega. Isliye jo karna bahot soch samajh ke karna.
Ye sab chal hi raha tha ki ammi (Roja) ne piche se awaj lagayi-
Roja – Sun na jara.
Piche mudkar Ali – Boliye, kya kaam hai.
Roja – Mujhe dargah jaana hai, kya aap mere saath chaloge?
Ali (mann hi mann chodho saala pehle kon pehle kon, jo pehle aaye ussi pe koshish karo) – Chalo.
Fir dono dargah ke liye nikal pade, raste me Ali ke mann ne tarkib aayi kyu na thoda baat badhayi jaaye-
Ali – Wo tumhare abbu kaha gaye jo aaj mere sath jaana padh raha hai.
Roja – Wo abbu ammi ke sath kamre me hai.
Ali (janbujh kar) – Kamre me kyu tumhare abbu ko kaam pe nahi jaana kya?
Roja – Wo apne kaam par hi hai.
.Ali – Kya matlab?
Roja – Are bhuddhu dono miya biwi hai aur miya biwi kamre me kya karte hai tumhe nahi pata kya?
Ali – Tum kya ghuma fira ke baate kar rahi ho.
Roja – Are bhuddhu.
Bas itna kehke dono bich raste me hi ruk gaye aur Roja Ali ke paas jaake uske kaano ke paas muh le jaake ke-
Roja – Abbu ammi ki chudai kar rahe hai.
Ali – Hey alllah!! Ye toh mere dimaag me hi nahi aaya.
Roja – Tumne kabhi kisi ladki ki chudai kari hai?
Ali (mann me kari toh bahut hai aur teri karne hi yaha aaya hu) – Nahi, kya tumne kara hai?
Roja – Maine bhi nahi kiya hai.
Ye sunkar Ali ke andar ajeeb sa utsaah aa jaata hai.
Roja – Agle 4 din baad yaha bahot bada mela lagne wala hai.
Ali – Acha, kaha pe?
Roja – Agar tumhe chudai karni hai kisi ladki ki jo tumhari tarah hi chudai nahi karwayi ho toh uss mele me piche jungle hai, wahi pe kambal odh kar khade rehna.
Ali – Uske baad?
Roja – Tum bas khade rehna, uske baad tum sab jaan jaaoge.
Itna kehkar dono dargah ki taraf chalne lagte hai.
Ali sochne lagta hai (ab bas 4 din dur hai mera sapna poora hone me, uske baad ammi ko nana nahi balki mai hounga unki pehli chudai karne waala.)
Dono dargah me sar jhuka ke wapas ghar ki aur laut jaate hai.
Ali apne khayalo me hi khoya rehta hai. 4 din baad aisa waise karunga faad dunga sab apne 9 inch ke lode se, pehli baar mera lund leke chillayegi aur mai hounga pehla 10 inch waala jo uski chut se khoon nikalega.)
Aage chalti jaa rahi Roja (uski sauteli ammi) ki matakti naajuk gaand ko dekh kar khayalo me hi uspe haath pherne lagta hai.
Dono ghar pahuch jaate hai, Roja ke saath Ali ko dekh kar Ali ke nana ke ankho me gussa bhar jaata hai. Aur Roja ko gale lagaane ke baad Ali ko gardan se pakad kar bahar laate hue-
Nana – Madarchod saale!
Ali – Pehle banne toh do fir gaali dena.
Nana – Kya bola saale harami?
Ali – Kuch nahi, kya hua gussa kyu kar rahe ho?
Nana – Saale meri maal pe nazar daalta hai!
Ali – Kya matlab?
Nana – Bhosdike sab pata hai piche raste me tu roja ki gaand nihaar raha tha.
Ali – Apko ye sab kaise pata?
Nana – Saale Roja mera maal hai, uski chut me sirf mera lund jayega samajha be harami!
Ali – Kya bole jaa rahe ho aap.
Nana – Bhosdike tujhe kya laga ghar se bahar le jayega aur mujhe pata nahi chalega kuch? Ye poora mera ilaaka hai,
Ali – Samjha nahi kuch.
Nana – Bas itna jaan, poora gaon jaanta hai Roja sirf mera maal isliye koi dusra Roja ko aankh utha kar bhi nahi dekhta. Koi uski umar ka ladka usse dosti bhi nahi banata.
Ali – Lekin wo toh apki beti hai!
Nana – Madarchod bakwaas kum kar aur Roja se dur reh aur mere gusse se bhi. Ghume aaya hai, mela ghum bas jyada kuch nahi.
Ye sab sunkar Ali ki haalat aur kharab ho gayi, lekin usko 4 din baad kambal waale tarike pe bharosa tha, tabhi-
Nana – Wo kuch mela kambal keh rahi thi kya tha wo?
Uski baato se Ali kaamp gaya aur jo kuch bhi Roja ne Ali se kaha tha, darr darr kar Ali ne nana ko sab kuch poori tabiyat se bata diya.
Iske baad Ali khud ko kosne laga ki kya kar diya, ye sab maar ke dar se ammi ki pehli chudai chodh di.
To be continued…………….
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Mele Ka Din!!
Subha subha Ali chhat par baith kar yahi soch raha thi ki, aaj hi mela hai aur aaj hi wo mauka hai jiska mai pichle 10 din se intezar kar raha tha. Lekin ab kya fayda is din ka jab mere aur Roja (ammi) ki chut ke bich nana khade ho.
Tabhi piche se Roja (Ali ki sauteli ammo) gale ko saaf karte hue.
Roja – Yaad hai na, aaj mela hai aur tumhe kya karna hai?
Ali (gabrate hue) – Bilkul mele ke piche jungle me.
Roja – Haan, lekin mele lagne ke kuch der baad thik hai, jyada der mat karna lekin.
Bas itna kehkar Roja neeche jaane lagti hai tabhi Roja ka abba (Ali ka nana) uske saamne aake khada ho jaata.
Nana – Upar kya kar rahi thi Roja?
Roja – Bas kapde dekhne gayi thi.
Nana Roja ke gaalo pe halka sa haath ferte hue.
Nana – Itni kachhi umar me upar niche jyada nahi karte.
Roja – Thik hai abba.
Iske baad nana upar Ali ke saamne aake khada ho jaata hai, unhe dekh kar-
Ali – Dekhiye wo khud aayi thi, maine ab kuch nahi kiya.
Nana – Pata hai bsdk, aaj gussa karne nahi balki kuch kehne aaya hu.
Ali – Kya?
Nana – Roja ka khayal apne dilo dimaag se nikaal de.
Ali (darte hue) – Nikaal diya bas.
Nana – Agar nahi nikaala na to Roja se pehle Teri gaand maar lunga mai.
Ali – Bas apne bol diya na toh mai samajh gaya.
Uske baad nana niche aa jaata hai aaj raat mele ki puri taiyari karne lagta hai.
Ab Ali soch me pad gaya ek chut ke piche abbu aur beta dono piche lage hai. Ye hi soch soch kar mann hi mann badbadane lagta hai.
“Saala lagta hai mera samay ki chalaang lagana sab bekaar gaya. Socha tha ammi ki kumaari chut me apna lund daal ke unki seal todunga. Lekin nayi chut ke milne ke toh affat hai upar se nana ne gaand marni ki dhamki aur de di.”
(Ye saari baate seediyo pe khadi Razia (Ali ki nani) ne sun li)
Dekhte dekhte shaam ho gayi, aur Roja mele ke liye nikal padi. Uske jaata dekh Ali ke dimaag me uski chudai ka scene chalu ho gaya tha (kyuki same wahi kapde pehne the). Uske piche nana bhi uska thoda piche chala gaya
jise dekh kar bas Ali ne soch liya-
‘”Saala ab jo kuch bhi ho jaaye ammi ki seal todne waala toh mai hi hounga, mai bavishya badal ke rahunga.”
Mann hi mann soch kar wo bhi unka picha karne ka mann bana ke jaane laga. Tabhi rasoi me sabji kaat rahi uski nani (Razia) pe uski nazar padi.
[Gaand ke niche pathar rakh kar baith sabji kaat rahi thi, uske baaju se uske boobs dabe hue the jisse aadhe boobs bahar nikal chuke the, ghutno ke upar tak uske pajami.]Nani ki aisi haalat dekhar uske lund ne salami laga di aur uska lund usse kitchen ki taraf kich laaya.
Ali – Aap mela dekhne nahi gayi?
Razia – Beta biwi ka kaam hota ha, apne miya ka bistar garam kare aur garam garam khana kilaaye naaki bahar jaake mela ghume.
Kehkar Razia ke nazar Ali ke salami de rahe lund pe gayi jisse dekh kar usne halki awaaz me kaha-
“Kiski lene jaa raha hai itna badha aujaar leke?”
Ali – Aap ke paas hi aa raha tha apna aujaar dikhane.
Razia – Acha, la fir dikha de.
Bas kehne ki der di, Ali ne apna pajama niche karke dikha diya.
Razia – awwooh! Itna mota, beta kacchi chut me mat daal diyo khoon ki nadiya baha dega tu.
Ali – Kya apki chut se bhi khoon nikal dega?
Razia – Daal ke dekh le ek baar.
Kehkar khadi hue aur lund ko haath me bharkar rasoi se nikal kar chhat pe le aayi Ali ko.
Ali – Koi dekh lega toh?
Razia – Sab mele mei honge.
Iske aage Razia kuch bol paati usse pehle hi uske hont pakad kar apne honto se mila liya, Razia bhi josh me aa gayi aur lund ko haath me pakad kar masalne lagi.
Ali – Aram se masal thoda.
Razia – Jaisi marzi Ali malik.
Dobara Ali ne apne honto ko uske honto se mila kar madhosh ho gaya. Usi madihoshi me Ali ne Roja ki kurti nikal kar usse bra pe le aaya tha. Aur saath hi uska ek haath uski pejami ke anadar Razia ke kacchi ke upar se chut masal raha tha.
Razia bhi kuch kamm nahi thi madhosi me wo bhi Ali ka lund masle jaa rahi thi. Thodi der badh madhosi se bahar nikal kar Razia ne apne pejami utari. Aur kacchi ke upar se hi chut thap thapa ke Ali ko ishara karne lagi.
Ali bhi aise mauke ko chorne waalo me se kaha tha wo bhi lund masal hua Razia ke aur badhta gaya. Razia ne apne dono pair hawa me kar liye. Mauke ka fayda utha kar Ali ne Razia ke kamar pe haath laga ke Razia ki kacchi pe haath laga ke usse nikal diya.
Bilkul saaf chut dekh kar Ali ko ye pata chal gya tha ki Razia (Nani ) iske liye pehle se taiyar thi. Tabhi Razia ne apne haath ki 4 ungaliya muh me laga ke gili karke chut pe ragad kar pairo ko thoda aur faila diya.
Ali bhi lund halke halke masalta hue Razia ki chut tak pahuch gaya. Aur chut par lund ka topa laga kar Ali ne ek gehri saans li aur uska 9 inch se 10 inch ka lund ho gaya. Saath hi lund ki motayi bhi badh gayi, iske saath hi Ali ne dhakka maara aur ussi me Razia ki awaaz atak gayi.
Razia ki halat dekh kar Ali – Bas shurat me hi aisa haal hai jaaneman abhi tak bahut kuch jhelna baaki hai.
Uske baad lagatar 3-4 jhatke lagtar jor jor se maarne ke baar Razia ki awaaz ke saath uske ankho me anshu bhi bhar gaye the.
Razia – (kaharate hue) Beta lambda lund toh liya hai lekin itna mota pehli baar.
Ye kehne ki der thi bas Ali ne Razia ke hawa me latke pairo ko pakad kar jhatke maarne laga.
Razia – aaahhhahahahh aram se aaaahahhahahahhha…
Ali – Bas ab nahi ruka jaata, tu bas apne anshu ko sambhal.
Ali ne jo jhatko ki baarish kari usse Razia ke muh se “aaahhhhhh oohhhhhhh aaahhhhh aaaahhhhh ummmmmmm….. aaaahhhhhhh ahhhhhhhh aaaaaahhhhhhhh” aawaazo ke saath rone bhi lagi.
Tabhi Ali ne Razia ki kacchi uske muh me fasa ke apni raftaar dobara chaalu kar diya.
Is baar awaaz ko nahi lekin uski chut fatne se uski chut se khoon aur ankho se anshu behne lage. Lekin is baar chudai ki raftar Ali ke haatho me nahi balki unke andar samaaye uss bhudde ke haath me thi.
Chudai ki charam seema me pahucha Ali bas chudai kare jaa raha. Uss charamsukh me kaafi aage bhadne ke baad ab Razia ko bhi maja aane laga tha. Wo dard se aahahhahhahh nahi balki josh ke saath ahahahahahha ahahahaaaha kamuk bhari awaaze nikal rahi thi.
Ab dono kamuk sukh me alag alag tarika ajmane lage the (Razia ghodi ban kar apne gaand matkane lagi. Matakti gaand dekh kar uske lund me khujli honne lagi jo seeda Razia ki gaand me ja kar hi mitti). Gaand me lund Razia ne pehle kabhi nahi liya tha. (Ali ka nana bas Roja ke liye apni hawas ko Razia ki chut me hi utarta).
Gaand me lund leke Razia ne pehle apni gaand idhar udhar hilai aur fir chup chaap ghodi ki tarah shant ho kar ghudsawari ka maja lene lagi.
Razia – aahhhhh Ali aaahhhhh bahot maja aa raha Beta aise hi aaahah aurr tezzz ahhhhhh chut ki tarah gaand bhi faad kar laahu luhaan kar de meri gaand aaaaahh Beta.
Ali – Tu akeli nahi hai aisa kehne waali, ab tak jin jin ko choda hai sabne yahi bola hai. Chal ab ghudsawari bahot hui, ab tu chala gaadi.
Kehkar Ali niche let kar Razia ko upar bitha kar niche se lund daal kar Razia ko kudaane laga. Ali ne fir ek gehri saans li aur 10 inch se 12 inch lund bada ho gaya. Jiska asar Razia ke chehre pe saaf saaf dikhai de raha tha.
Razia ne thoda shaant ho gayi aur bade lund ko apni chut ke andar feel karke aur tezi se uchalne lagi. Jisse uske chuche bhi idhar udhar uchalne lage. Un dono chuche ko apne haatho me lekar Ali unhe masalna shuru kar diya.
Razia uchal hi rahi thi ki Ali ke lund ne niche se uski chut me virya ki pichkari chori. Wo saara maal andar hi chala gaya.
Thodi der baad dono shaant ho gaye, Razia ki toh aankh hi lag gayi thi itni uchal khud ki chudai se. Tabhi Ali ko achanak se mela yaad aaya aur Roja ki chudai. Wo jaldi jaldi utha aur apne aapko theek kar mele ki taraf bhaaga .
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Bhaagte bhaagte Ali jab aadhe raste pahuncha to budhhe (andar ki atma) ne usse rok liya aur uske saamne khada ho gaya.
Budhha – Ab jaane se koi fayda nahi!
Ali – Kya matlab budhhe?
Budhha – Roja ki chudai ho gayi.
Ali – Tujhe kaise pata ki uski chudai ho gayi?!
Budhha – Nahi maanta na to chal dekh hi le apne aankho se.
Fir dono wahi mele ke piche waale jungle pahunch jaate hai. Waha jaake wahi Roja apne kapde sahi karke bina piche mude aage badh jaati hai aur nana (Ali ka) kambal wapas odh kar waha se nikal jaata hai.
Ye sab dekh kar Ali-
Ali – Bhenchod itni koshish karne ke baad bhi ye betichod nana chod gaya ammi ko!
Budhha – Abhi kuch aur bhi dikhana baaki hai.
Ali – Ab kya bhenchod nana dusri kisi aur ko bhi chodne wala hai kya, wo dikhana baaki hai?!
Budhha – Tu chal bas…
Ye kehkar Budhha Ali ko uss jagah le jaata hai jaha Ali samay ki chalaang laga ke aaye the. Dur se Ali khud ko dekh kar uska sar chakrane laga tha.
Ali – Kya hai ye sab bhenchod?!!
Budhha – Yahi hai jo tujhe dikhana tha aur wo samay bhi aa gaya jo baate tujhe batani hai.
Ali – Dikha diya hai ab bata bhi de.
Budhha – Mera naam pata hai kya ha?
Ali – Saale tune kabhi bataya hi nahi!
Budhha – Mera naam “Aladdin-E-Qureshi ” hai.
Ye naam sunkar Ali ke hosh udd jaate hai.
Ali – Ye yeh… naam to mera hai…
Budhha – Haan, jis samay me tu jee raha hai aur jeene waala hai wo samay me jee chuka hu.
Ali – Saaf saaf bol bhenchod, ab kuch samajh nahi aa raha hai.
Budhha – Hum ek samay chakra mei fase hue hai.
Ali – Lekin yaha mujhe tu laaya hai to kaise fase hai?
Budhha – Kyuki mujhe bhi koi budhha laaya tha yaha samay ki chalaang lagwa ke.
Ye sunkar Ali ka dimaag aur kharab ho jaata hai aur sar pakad kar baith jaata hai.
Ali – Lekin tu toh keh raha tha ki yaha jo kuch karunga uska bhavisya me farak padega.
Budhha – Haan, lekin tune kuch waisa kiya hi nahi, sab kuch tune bilkul waisa hi kiya jaise hua tha.
Ali – Dekh budhhe agar tu koi khel khel raha hai toh bata de, aur agar mazak kar raha hai toh abhi bol de.
Budhha – Ye sab tujhe mazak lag raha hai tujhe?
Ali – Toh bsdk mujhe wapas mujhe le chal jis jagah se aaye the.
Budhha – Nahi le jaa sakta.
Ali – Kyu bsdk kya hua?
Budhha – Mera saath tere saath yahi tak tha, ab aage jo hoga tu akela uska sakshi hoga.
Ali – Matlab?
Budhha – Maine bahut koshish ki samay ke chakra se nikalne ki lekin nahi kar paaya. Samay tujhe bhi ek mauka dega is samay ke chakra se nikalne ke liye. Agar tu samay ke chakra ko badal saka to hum azaad ho jayenge, warna hum fir isi jagah isi waqt yahi baat karte milenge.
Ali – Ab aage kya hoga ye toh bata de?
Budhha – Khud jaan jayega, bas itna jaan le jo hua hai wahi hoga aur hum dono fir milenge. Lekin iss baar tu meri jagah hoga aur main koi dusra Aladdin teri jagah.
Bas itna kehne ki der thi aur budhha dhire dhire raakh banke udta chala gaya.
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